Narcissitic gifts to buy for people in your family.

I think it's great to send your family and friends narcissistic gifts. For example, after I've worked on this blog for one full year, I'm going to self-publish a book with all the entries and send it to family members for Christmas and birthdays. They'll love it!

Here are a few other great gift ideas:

A full-sized poster of your smiling face, with an autograph at the bottom signed "With love" in black magic marker.

Framed copies of your old report cards. A great one for the parents, especially if the report cards have good grades. You can attach a note that says, "Here are my old report cards - the good grades are thanks to you!"

Some old items of clothing, with a note describing how often you wore the pants and why you liked them so much.

A home made music CD of you singing and playing songs. Obviously, you want to choose family favourite songs. During Christmas, you want to throw some carols in there.