Jake had 4 women surrounding and praising him all day.

What a lucky guy. Yesterday he had 4 women praising him all day. Four women laughing at all his jokes and fawning at every single thing that he did.

Cindy said he loved it. Well, yeah!

He had 1) the feeding therapist 2) her assistant 3) his daycare worker and 4) his mom. Imagine getting that much attention from women!

Mind you, 3 of them were being paid - but that means nothing to Jake. All he knew was that these women were at his beck and call, and they satisfied his every whim.

He makes a sound and suddenly, "Good boy! Great talking." He takes a bite of food. "Excellent eating! You're amazing!"

Imagine what that could do to your ego? Luckily, he's only 2 so he doesn't have much of an ego yet. Sadly, he'll probably forget the specifics of this day. Which is too bad. It would be nice to remember days like this when you're older. As a guy, I can tell you they don't happen often. You rarely get 4 women praising your every move unless you're a handsome male celebrity, and even in these cases, half the women are stalkers.

So Jake, I hope you enjoyed your day. Don't expect that when you get older. However, I intend to remind you of this day throughout the years.