We're losing our office at work because we can no longer afford to pay the bills. At first, my boss said that we'd be working from home. Now she says she's setting up our new office in her basement!
That means I could be going to work at her house! Here's my day: I pull up to her driveway and ring the doorbell.
Boss (wearing track pants): Good morning.
Me: Hi, my car's blocking you in, is that ok?
Boss: Sure. Let me take your lunch. I'll put it in the fridge...
Me: Where's your bathroom?
Boss: Down the hall to your left.
Me: Hey!! Do you have any toilet paper? The roll is empty!!
Me: It's lunch, I'm just gonna step out for a minute. Is there anywhere to go around here?
Boss: You can sit on my lawn.
Boss: Hey that's the doorbell, can you get it? I'm busy.
Me: Okay, it's Jehovah's Witness, they want you to buy a pamphlet? Should I say yes?
Boss: I have to run out for a meeting. Can you lock the house up before you leave?
Me: Sure, what's your alarm code?
This will be my work day. Very mickey mouse.
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That's gonna suck.
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