Two things I like to "steal" from work.

I really enjoy taking a poop at work. Why? You're getting paid to poop! And you're using their toilet paper and their water and their soap. Again: they're paying you to poop and supplying you with all the needed equipment.

Afterward someone comes in and cleans up your mess. It's perfect.

I love charging my cell phone at work. I'm using their electricity. I won't get a large hydro bill in a month. Again: my work is paying for the power it takes to charge my cell phone.

These are the little things in working-life that you need to relish.