What our babysitter said.

Our babysitter said that she had never seen the inside of a pair before because she is "allergic to fruit". She's allergic to them because of the "pesticides". She is not allergic to organic fruit, however.

Our babysitter said that she failed her essay, despite her thinking that it was the best essay she's ever written. A few days later she told us the whole class had failed. Everyone received an F.

Cindy told her that Jake's teeth were so white because they were extra calcified - and this could lead to future cavities. A few days later she told us that she had extra calcium in her teeth and the dentist said this was a problem.

We had ants in our house one morning. A few days later she said that they had ants in their house, in every cupboard, in every box of food.

When the painter came to paint our house, she said she and her boyfriend were painting their house this summer - and her boyfriend's house.

When Cindy said my feet were dirty, the babysitter said that she noticed Jake's feet were dirty from his play mat and that her feet were also dirty from his play mat. The play mat is clean. My feet were dirty from walking around outside.