1) Do you ever just want to buy a bunch of paper plates and cups and plastic forks and just eat off them for a few weeks so you don't have to bother with the dishes?
2) Do you ever want to make the crybaby face when someone honks and yells while driving?
3) Do you ever want to scream in the ear of the person in front of the line who's taking an hour to buy 20 different lottery tickets and bonus numbers, "YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!"
4) Do you ever use calendar dates to determine what clothes to wear? Like after April 15th, no matter how cold it is, you will no longer wear a jacket. After June 1st, you will always wear shorts?
5) Do you ever secretly wish that the oil spill in the Gulf will never be stopped until the entire Gulf of Mexico fills with oil and kills every marine animal?
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