I drew a picture of Jesus and scared my wife.

Yesterday some religious people came by and wiggled a flyer through our door so that it landed inside our house. I felt annoyed, but that's beside the point. (Couldn't they just leave it on our porch with all the other junk mail?)

The flyer had an illustration of Jesus with his wrists bound in rope. It said something like, "Jesus died for your sins, what are you going to do for him?" He was also wearing a crown of thorns.

So I did what any good Christian would do and drew a picture of Jesus in my sketch book. It took about 35 minutes. Then I showed my wife who said it was scary. She said that my Jesus made it look like he wanted to kill her.

So I basically drew an evil Jesus.