Hmmm looks like there are more Christmas cliche stories than I thought. Here are 5 more:
6) Christmas Retail Slump People aren't spending as much and the stores are losing money. We're in retail slump and sales are "slower than expected". Interview with sad-looking shop owner.
7) Silly Story About Santa Every year Santa does something silly. He does a dance poll strip tease or goes water skiing or steals from kids or something dumb. Picture included.
8) Dangerous Christmas Toys That Kill Children Every year China produces some awesome toys that unfortunately hurt kids. We'll hear about it. We'll hear about the recalls and the angry parents.
9) Food Bank Donations are Down No one is donating to the food banks this year! We need help from the public. Bring in your canned goods. Also: Homelessness is way up this winter. All the shelters are filled and people are forced to sleep in the cold street.
10) Dumb Toy Is Latest Craze This silly toy is the latest craze among the kids. You can buy one on ebay for a million dollars. Here's a clip of shoppers in a store fighting to buy this latest toy. Ho hum. Heard it before.
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